thebootydiaries:

glixbitch:

theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

goshparticle:

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

stachionalgeographic:

oh you don’t have prime? sucks to be you 💅🏼

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

sheerioswifties:

Some of you are actually really nice people and it shows

zkac:

girl: im dying

me: without me? :/

thotbaby:

*selfie doesn’t get reblogged*
me: im taking a break from tumblr guys!! this website is toxic and bringing me down, i don’t know if I’ll be back but i love all of you :)